What Is It?

This brownie does not contain any alcohol, tobacco, or controlled substances, so why call it the “Adult” Brownie? Why not “Our Signature” Brownie or “Chocolate Fudge” Brownie?

One bite and you will understand the name. This brownie is not for the amateur brownie eater, not for the faint of heart, and certainly not for children. This thing is so sinfully decadent it stops just short of needing to be sold in a plain brown wrapper.

This is the moment when your heart will start to race and your mouth will begin to water (if it hasn’t already)

 The Adult Brownie is a serious indulgence, best consumed in a private moment when you can focus all your senses on this sumptuous confection. Take a moment to observe the brownie. Feel the weight of the inch-thick slab of moist, dense chocolate in your hand. Unwrap the brownie and smell the robust chocolate scent wafting up to tease your nose. This is the moment when your heart will start to race and your mouth will begin to water (if it hasn’t already). You’ll be ready to tear off the cellophane, throw it to the ground, and in a moment of uncontrolled passion, ravage your brownie, taking a big rich bite, letting yourself be consumed in moment of chocolaty bliss!

But slow down! You’ll want to savor the sensation as you bring the brownie to your lips, and sink your teeth in, ever so slowly, first, breaking though the thin crisp upper crust, then slowly sinking into the soft, yet substantial, ultra fudgy interior. You’ll notice that the texture is rich and melting, but not gooey. It is thick and sweet and sticks to the top of your mouth, rendering you speechless. Resist the urge to reach for a glass of milk, and take the time to enjoy a mouthful of pure chocolate bliss.
This is one good brownie.

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